9/04/2005

Worst Ever Bar Pickup Offer


This is the offer I received last night at 3:00 A.M. from a drunk "straight" Dominican guy who claimed he'd never been in a gay bar before.

"You can't come back to my place because my mother will be there, but if you want to share a taxi, I'll give you a handjob on the ride home."

Oooooo ... pinch me.

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