Obnoxious & Inappropriate - Dale Sorenson's Blog

These are my inner-most thoughts, mostly about comedy and technology, but also occasionally other non-sequitur, tangential rants. Well OK, maybe these aren't my INNER-most thoughts. Those are mostly about dancers and Swedes, and would probably get me locked up if they ever became public ... but some hopefully interesting thoughts, anyways.

11/03/2005

Too F*ckin' Weird

Apparently I have been going around commanding Mormons to jam grease guns up cows' noses.

Which, as far as my research has been able to discover, looks something like this and this.

I have just *got* to do something about that sleepwalking of mine.

(My favorite part of this post is that I get to use the possessive plural, "cows' noses". How often do you get to do that?! Not nearly often enough, I say!)

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