What A Way To Go

For as long as I can remember, my father said he wanted to die as a result of being hit by a semi-truck full of toilet seats and be found with one around his neck. (Dad always was the sophisticated sort.)

Alas, when we buried him, my family could not be convinced to fulfill this wish of his. So in tribute, I thought I'd share this homage to his final wish that I created some years ago. I give you ...

Death By Toilet Seat


I sent him this photo back when I first created it with nothing else in the envelope. He called me laughing so hard I could barely understand him. I think his exact words were, "what the hell is this, you son of a bitch?"

Rest in peace, Dad.