And Now For Something Completely Different

My friends are always bugging me about never giving older men a chance. Well I just noticed that Casper Van Dien is exactly 3 days older than me. So see guys? I think older men can be perfectly attractive. Especially when they look like this.





When is 80s feathered hair coming back? And tight jeans. I miss those too.


Starship Troopers is one of those movies that's so bad it's good.



Who me? Pretty boy bondage fantasies? No. Not at all.
Never even crossed my mind. Why do you ask?



Me, Tarzan! You, Jane!



What sweetheart? You want to be Tarzan tonite? OK, honey. Whatever you want. As long as we leave the monkey out of it this time.

When I started this entry, it was just gonna mention his birthday and have one little photo. Now it seems to be getting out of hand. But I'm fine, man. I don't have a problem. I can quit any time I want to. Really. Just one more and I'll stop.

Show daddy your tattoo....



Good boy! Such a good boy!

Did I say one more? I meant two.



Somebody please help me. I'm out of control.