"I can't wait to get the book home ..."

" ... I have problems right now, dammit!!!!"

The only section of Barnes & Nobel overflowing with people reading books right in the store is the self help section.

So either these people's problems have rendered them destitute and unable to purchase the books needed to address said problems. Or their problems are so urgent that they can't wait until they get home start self-helping themselves.

Poor little things.