5/19/2006

High Maintenance? Moi?

According to Bill Maher, "The longer the Starbucks order the bigger the asshole.

I'm sipping my "grande, half-decaf, half-caf, two-pump, white-chocolate-mocha, latté."

Just call me "Major Asshole".

2 comments:

Michelle said...

2% or Skim wouldv'e made ya a captain baby!

Leah Mercanti said...

Si, tu! They're just gonna love you in Italy. Un caffè = 1 espresso shot, un caffè corto, is a tight and 'short' espresso shot, un caffè lungo = 1 long shot (no not a double, more like a regular 1 shot at Starbucks), un caffè hag (pronounced more like 'hug') = 1 decaf shot, un caffè in vetro = 1 coffee in a glass (some think it's cleaner), and my favorite = un caffè corretto = a 'corrected' coffee with the alcohol of your choice; sambuca, grappa, averna, whatever... Nice after dinner drink. Looking forward to sharing many coffees and wines with you in Italia!

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