Dear Bill, More Space Marine Man Ass in Video Games, Please. THX! Love, Dale

Microsoft has sheepishly admitted that due to an "obscure content error" (or perhaps a "wardrobe malfunction"?) the release of their latest space-marines themed video game, "Halo 2" for Vista, has accidental nudity in it.

I love it.

They didn't say what the nudity was, but the only girl in the entire game is Cortana, a 12" tall, blue hologram. Other than her, it's nothing by hyper-butch, space marines. And if there's one thing I believe in, on my personal quest to become the gayest nerd on the planet (or the nerdiest fag, either one), it's that video games need more space marine man ass.

Alas, Microsoft is delaying the release of the game so they can remove whatever it is.

I went looking to see if anyone has posted copies of Microsoft's little error and couldn't find any. However, I did find a few things I just gotta share.

These links are not safe for work nor for Mormons.

Cortana Doesn't Need A Man, She's Got It Covered
The Halo Sargent Gets What He Deserves
What Halo Aliens Do During Their Coffee Break
Who's A Bad, Bad Puppy?

Now that I'm blogging again, these images provide a sort of Rorschach Test for you, my dear reader.

If you find these images:

A. Hilarious ... you're my kind of nerd.
B. Hilarious and kinda hot ... you're my kind of kinky nerd, you should definitely send me email.
C. Offensive ... you should unsubscribe from my blog immediately.