Excuse Me?

The New York Post just knocked on my door to ask if I know anything about the $64,000 in cash and $12 million dollars of heroin the NYPD just seized from my next-door neighbors.

Excuse Me?

Oh sure! They were a lovely couple. I use to go over for dinner on Tuesdays. She made a delightful meat loaf. We'd play canasta and watch reruns of Facts of Life.

I did wonder why they were always so relaxed.