Happy Really Gay Birthday - Let's Mess With My Mom

Did the world really need a disco remix of "Happy Birthday" on an eight second loop?

Well apparently it did.

This is the Birthday Card My Mother Sent Me.

As with so many things that are over-the-top gay, gay, gay ... I'm intrigued, delighted and horrified.

At the bottom of the card, you can "Send a note back to Mom." Please! Everyone who reads this send my Mom a card and pretend to be me.

And now, hilarity will ensue.