Gee, Thanks

Lost, ABC's fantasy suckfest full of hotties, intrigue and sex now has a gay character. He's the psychotic, evil, sorta-sea-captain-looking guy.

Now, I'd get my panties in a bunch about the gay character being psychotic and evil except everyone on that loony island is one or the other. The interesting ones are both. So fine.

He's a total eyesore but he has a taste for the finer things in life. He enjoys Manhattan hotel suites, room service and super-hot, foreign boys. This is a man I can respect.

So what hot, man-on-man action does Lost have to offer?

"Arturo, we have some business to conduct. Could you leave us alone for a minute?"

Stage direction: Kiss on the cheek. Arturo exits.

What?!?!

That's it. No hot hotel action. No showering. No lingering bedroom shots. No running around in very little clothing like ... say ... all the straight characters.

Nope. None of that for the queers.

Gay = Get off screen as fast as possible before you make anyone nervous.

Go fuck yourself, Lost.