I Need Serious Professional Help

It's now day four of watching the Kylie Minogue German Pretty Boy Video on a continuous loop on the spare monitor in my office.

This has to stop. I'm going to turn into this guy....



Hmmmmm ... actually ... he's totally hot ... maybe I should just date him.
We could make love while listening to Kylie.

SCHWING!

That was the sound of me reaching a new level of gay previously unknown to man.