Blinded by the Rainbow

I went shopping in all the Dominican 99 cent stores in my neighborhood for supplies to make sock poi. Think you're secure in your masculinity? Try going up to black or Latin, totally-buff security guys, one after another, and asking "where are the stockings and girl's socks?"

As a result of this little excursion, I now know the difference between nylons, tights, knee-high socks and thigh-high stockings.

*poof*

Now I feel even gayer.