Unexpected Plans

Ever have one of those lazy weekend mornings when you think you have no plans for the day, but then it turns out you're giving a class on fellatio?

Ya, that's the day I'm having. It seems that at a dinner party some weeks ago I told a friend's new fiance, who I'd known for all of 15 minutes, that I'd teach her how to give great head as an engagement present to my friend. So now they've come to collect on what seemed like a whimsical, fun idea after a few drinks but is now terrifying under the sober light of day.

Are offers made while drunk even valid once sobriety sets in? Aren't there rules or escape clauses for this kind of thing?

Christ.

Well, guess I'd better go prepare ... I've got a blow job workshop to deliver.

Booze got me into this. Maybe booze will get me out of it ... or at least through it. Where's the tequila?