The Church of Holy Butt Bangin'

As God is my witness (to coin a phrase) I have absolutely no idea if this is serious or not.



If it's parody, it's brilliant. If it's serious, it's terrifying.

In addition to "Anal Sex According to the Will of God", don't miss "A Strong Erection is a Gift from God" and "Threesomes Within a Christian Marriage."


(snicker, snicker)

Frat Divas

These boys are hot and they know it.
It's so annoying.
Someone really needs to teach them a lesson.
Fuckin' annoying little hotties.

Frat Divas Video

(There are a couple more of these under the "related videos".)

It Only Hurts More If You Struggle

Become A Republican

Wall-To-Wall Rainbows!

I'm at the fun and fabulous Rainbow Mountain Resort for a gig.

I'm staying in ... no kidding ... "The Cherry House".

It's gay here.

It's super gay here.

It's gay, gay, gay, gay, gay!

They have gay staff, gay drinks, gay food, gay games, pink lips painted on the pool, non-stop show tunes in the dining room, condoms on my night stand and rainbows on absolutely everything.

There's a shrine to "Sex And The City" complete with oil painting.

This place is so gay that it's even made me gayer ...

... and I didn't think that was possible.

Be warned! There are insane lesbians in the Jacuzzi here. We played a variation of "Truth or Dare" and ... well ... I don't think I can bring myself to tell you everything that happened in that hot tub. Let's just say I learned a couple things....

If you give me enough whiskey, I'm not shy about showing my dick to dykes.

... and ...

Did you know that tits feel different under water?

Thank you very much. I'm here all weekend.

Fabulous Puppets

Avenue Q is having a guest appearance contest and a performer I quite enjoy, Joe Kovacs, is in the finals. Please check out these funny Puppet Videos and Vote for Greta, the worlds one and only Drag Queen Puppet Bingo Hostess.

No kidding. Friday nights at View Bar, Joe and Greta, the puppet drag queen, hosts bingo.

Only in New York, kids. Only in New York.

Joe, a man of many talents, is also behind the upcoming comeback of my favorite puppet of all time, Madame.



I met Joe and Madame in a bar some time ago. This was, and will likely always be, my favorite celebrity sighting ever. I could just kick myself for not getting a photo of myself and Madame.

Britain's Cutest Sap

I went to the movies last weekend. First I saw Imagine Me & You, the lesbian Brokeback Mountain. Well ... not really. There are no cowboys and it's set in London. It's a cute little film. And it's gratifying to know, I suppose, that we have become accepted enough that they're now making formulaic, mundane romantic comedies about us.

I'm not saying it was bad. I was entertained. It's just incredibly predictable.

It's your basic love triangle with a climax featuring contrived urgency and a callback to an obvious set up earlier in the story.

At least we're finally moving past what I call "Homo 101 Stories," where the whole film is spent explaining the characters' sexuality. Refreshingly, in Imagine Me & You the characters' sexuality are taken for granted, as it should be.

In stark contrast, the next night I saw the new Woody Allen movie, Match Point. I like Allen's writing very much. And what makes the film particularly enjoyable is that Allen himself appears nowhere in it.

This is one of those rare movies where half way in, I still had no idea where it was going. Even at the climax he keeps you guessing. And what a climax!

Match Point had a powerful effect on me. I was so drawn into the story, that I was quite surprised to find my heart was pounding in my chest during at the end. I can't recall a single other film having this effect on me ... ever.

I was quite amused to see, in both films, in the very same theater only one evening later, the same British actor, Matthew Goode.

Even more amusing was that he was playing essentially the same character, right down to the mannerisms and facial expressions ... the charming, lovable, handsome, clueless bloke who has absolutely no idea his wife is cheating on him.

What a sap.

Well nevermind. When you're this cute does it really matter if you're dumb as a box of hammers?

Methinks not.

Unfortunate Logos

There is a really good reason why we gays are so involved in the design world. 'Cause when we're not, you end up with stuff like this.




Logo for "Instituto de Estudos Orientais"

Secret Stash

I've just discovered Comedy Central's Secret Stash. Late Friday and Saturday nights they air completely uncensored shows. There's some TiVo worthy stuff here like the Pamela Anderson Roast, Lisa Lampanelli and the South Park movie.


Even if you're not into the Baywatch babe, check out the Pamela Roast tonite. It's one of funniest things I've ever seen on television. Andy Dick plays with Pamela's tits and Courtney Love is a total strung out skank. It's a train wreck.