Obnoxious & Inappropriate - Dale Sorenson's Blog

These are my inner-most thoughts, mostly about comedy and technology, but also occasionally other non-sequitur, tangential rants. Well OK, maybe these aren't my INNER-most thoughts. Those are mostly about dancers and Swedes, and would probably get me locked up if they ever became public ... but some hopefully interesting thoughts, anyways.

7/27/2006

The 80s *Will* Live Forever

I could try to write about my life. But how can I when there's this?




Samantha Fox is the Goddess of the Temple of 80s Pop Culture at which I worship.

I can scarcely express how much pleasure this brings me! I'm not getting a damn thing done. I just want to watch this video over and over. And to make it just that much sweeter, the song is a "duet" with this no-talent, Freddie Mercury wanna be named Gunther.

Fucking "Gunther"! Who the hell is named Gunther?!?!

He looks he fell through a time portal from San Francisco Castro Street circa 1972. At one point in the video Samantha tells Gunther, "you're so sexy!" And he looks at himself in the mirror and nods in agreement.

Who writes this crap? And please, oh please, oh please let them never stop!

And there's more where this came from. Check out the videos on GuntherNet.com. How can you not love lines like "You touch my Tra La La," from "The Ding Dong Song".

I may weep from joy ... when I stop laughing, that is. Gunther, baby, I didn't know it could be this way!

All the videos have hot gyrating Swedish women in them, and yet still somehow come off as the gayest shit ever. One of them has a half-naked dancing midget in a Santa outfit. No really.

Words fail me.

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7/03/2006

Stuff I'm Watching

Evolution of Dance


Kelly Likes Shoes



Microsoft Redesigns the iPod Package




Nipple Video - Um, can somebody tell me if this is actually gay or not? I have no idea.


Zuiikin Gals - Learn how to beg for your life while doing some light aerobics

TedTalks - Check out these engaging presentations from the great minds of our time. David Pogue and Al Gore are hilarious. No, really!

Sand Sicaf - an incredible, original form of art the likes of which I've never seen

Hummingbird

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At 1:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know if you check this for comments or not, but what the hell, you know?

I'm not sure why, but I thought of you tonight. sorenson.com has been bought out, apparently, but a quick google search turned up this blog. Well damn, Dale. Comedian. Whoda thunk it, back when you were so serious and shit? I guess you're not so serious any more? 12 years can change a person. If GLUD could see you now, huh?

I'm glad to see that you're still in New York, and I'm glad that things seem to be working for you. I've been in New York for business a couple of times, but arranging a visit would have seemed forced and awkward so I dropped the idea. California is great, still. My other half has been promoted to manager of the resort in Santa Barbara, and I now work in aerospace, helping to build satellites.

I'll check back to see if you've read this and if you have any vague clue about who wrote it. I'm giving even odds on that. Hugs and kisses, Pookie.

 
At 9:38 AM, Blogger Dale Sorenson said...

Yes, I read these commenets.
Sorry, I have no idea who this is.

 

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