The best gig ever.

OK, here's the deal ... be cute! The job pays room and board forever.

Oh, and by the way, you can never quit.

Something for Everyone

100 Guys. No Shirts.

Do you really need me to explain why this is on my blog?

No. I didn't think so.

Just click the damn link already.

Improv Everywhere, "No Shirts"

Still Life on Lesbian Coffee Table

Can you find the maxipads in this photo?

What a country!

40% off B-Jays? That's my kind of store.

Gay Toons

These videos are a level of gay I didn't know existed.

The Gay Halo Fanboy's List of Most Fuckable Bungie Boys

Watching the behind the scenes videos for the making of Halo 3 I realized that Bungie is just packed to the gills with man candy. And since video gaming is predominantly the playground of young men, there's something inherently homoerotic about it.

If you wanna see the videos of these boys, ya gotta buy the Halo 3 Limited Edition.

Now on to the list!




Joseph Staten, Writing Director
Baby-Faced Dreamer
The Noah Wyle of Bungie



Damián Isla, Campain Engineer
"Don't I look hot in my glasses?
The Harry Potter of Bungie



Paul Bertone, Campaign Design Lead
"Are you lookin' at me?"
The Tough Guy of Bungie



Chris Butcher, Engineering Lead
Freakin' Adorable with a New Zealand accent to die for ... if he doesn't turn you on, you're officially brain dead.
Mr. Blow-Job Lips of Bungie



Tyson Green, Multiplayer Design Lead
"Dude! Where's My Car?"
The Hot Stoner of Bungie



Harold Ryan, Studio Manager
A bit pudgy for my taste, but there's just something about him
The Boy-Next Door of Bungie ...
... if you live next to a stud farm



Luke Timmins, Multiplayer Engineer
His nickname is "The Sausage King". How gay is that?
The Mr. "I Want Your Sex" Beard Stubble of Bungie
(Trust me, much hawter in the video.)



Xi Wang, Graphics Engineer
Who's got a cute smile?
You do! Yes, you do, pretty boy!
The Manga Fantasy Boy of Bungie
(OK, so this isn't the right "Xi Wang". This is a Malaysian pop star, but he's cute, so he'll do. Yes, I know I'm lumping all Asians together. Sue me.)



Marcus Lehto, Art Director
"Is my goatee gay enough for this video?"
Ya just know he's got a harness and some bicep cuffs at home.
The Leather Daddy of Bungie


and last but not least ...


Jason Jones, Founder
Hot, Smart and Loaded
The Prince William of Bungie


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