Please Just Stop

Turns out there's something worse than Microsoft being huge and evil and controlling and arrogant ... Microsoft trying to pretend it is Apple.

Product Placement

And now ... a bunch of useful stuff I love.

Duco cement, the world's perfect glue, fixes everything around the house from cracked coffee canisters to busted keyboard space bars.



There's no pleasant way to bring up nasty yellow armpit stains on your favorite shirt. Fortunately you don't have to pitch it. Just soak the stains in a concentrated solution of Oxi Clean and hot water for an hour it's good as new. I haven't found a stain yet on which this does not work.



Ever wonder why orange juice tastes nasty after you brush your teeth? I can't stand the way most toothpaste ruins my palette for as much as an hour after I use it. That's why I love Tom's of Maine Toothpaste. The taste of this stuff is mild and fades in just a few minutes.



Just as I began to despair that my favorite shiny sneakers and comfy sandals were coming apart, I remembered that my Dad use to use Shoe Goo to fix his tennis shoes after ripping them to shreds on the court.



I squirted the stuff into the split seams and put the shoes under the legs of my dining room table to create pressure.



The paper is to keep the goo off the floor.



One day later, my shoes were good as new.

Hooray!

So where do I pickup the check for my celebrity endorsements?

The Stars Danced with Black Holes, Angels Marveled and the Heavens Wept

Since Apple releases a new version of iTunes about every five minutes it's barely worth notice ... except this version. iTunes 8 has a visualizer so incredible it sent chills through my whole body. It seems we now have an answer to the question, "What would it look like if the universe danced?"

Should I Take This Personally?

I went to my local park and found this waiting for me at the entrance.

"Available At Bloomingdales"

I'm so glad to finally see Bloomingdales getting into the rent boy business.

One of these things is just like the other

On the right is Nate, my friend Seth's fiance. On the left is Daniel, a friend Seth invited to visit them in NYC.



Does anyone else find the fact these two guys look nearly identical suspicious?



Whatever, boys, you're adorable. I guess we'll let it slide. But don't think we're not on to you, Seth.

Hi-Def Cable For Everybody!

Join Me Sunday Night for a Free Dance Performance and Poi Afterward

Sunday night, weather permitting, I'm going to see Los Vivancos perform free in Battery Park.





This fabulous free show is sponsored by The Joyce Theater. For more info and to make sure it's not rained out check this calendar.

The show is at 7:30pm.
I'll arrive around 6:30pm to stake out a spot. (map)
Contact me if you'd like to join my dinner group at 5:00pm.
Poi will be spun afterward.
There will likely be other silliness.

If we absolutely must have a new 90210 ...

... may we please have an actual gay character this time instead of one that's just "confused"?

No Fair! Mom! Make Him Stop!

Mario Lopez made fellow Chorus Line cast member Nick Adams put on a baggy sweatshirt because he's upset that Nick's biceps are bigger.



Mario Lopez is a whiny little bitch.



Fucking little brat.



Whatever. I'd still do him.

Egad! There are Jawas on the A Train.