Yum! Yum! Yum!

The appearance of their poster notwithstanding,
Wild Flour Bread is not a new Cirque du Soleil show.



It is, in fact, the best bakery I've ever been to.



Despite being in the middle of nowhere, there's a line out the door to buy these loaves that are aren't just something to serve with dinner, they're meals unto themselves.

Don't stress too much about your airport food selection ...

... because no matter how tasty it looks in the case, nothing here has any flavor whatsoever.



I'm off San Francisco to visit dear friends, Washington State to visit beloved family and Sonoma Valley to visit wine ... lovely, lovely wine.

Photos and stories to come as I begin yet another travel log.

The Right Stuff

I had Mozzarella Bufala in Italy and I have only one question....



What the hell is that crap people have been feeding me in the U.S. all these years and claiming to be Mozzarella?

My First Baked Ziti

Today I decided to increase the number of things I know how to cook from 7 to 8. If my dinner guests and I are found dead in my living room, would some please tell the police it wasn't mass suicide?

What the Fuck?

I accidentally discovered the Crunchy Frog of ice creams.



I thought I'd bought just plain old chocolate ice cream. But see how it says "habanero & chipolte pepper blend"? Yeah, neither did I. 'Cause the type is freakin' microscopic.

It set my mouth on fire.

Mmmmm! Coke and Velveta! My favorite.

Quiero La Señora Del Flan!

¿Crickets for Dinner?

Delicioso!

Whole Foods Speaks Nerd

Kelli Takes It In The Mouth

Open wide!!!

Corporate Speak Comes To Grocery Stores

Just thought you should all be aware ... "frozen dinners" are now "meal solutions".

Cheated!

This is what I bought for dinner. Turns out it contained almost none of what is pictured on the package. I'm so very very bitter.

Piggy!

What's for dinner on Friday night? 9 out of 10 Jews recommend pork on the bone.