Obnoxious & Inappropriate - Dale Sorenson's Blog

These are my inner-most thoughts, mostly about comedy and technology, but also occasionally other non-sequitur, tangential rants. Well OK, maybe these aren't my INNER-most thoughts. Those are mostly about dancers and Swedes, and would probably get me locked up if they ever became public ... but some hopefully interesting thoughts, anyways.

7/28/2009

The Heart Attack

My Very Own Bacon Egg and Cheese on a Roll Recipe


3 Strips thick-cut bacon, fried until crunchy
2 Eggs scrambled with pinches of salt, pepper, oregano and garlic powder
Thick slices of cheddar cheese melted on top of the omelet
Onion roll, fried, open-face in butter

Mmmmmm ... tasty!

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4/17/2009

I Hate Myself For Loving You

This is what happens when I get hungry after midnight. I'm so ashamed.

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9/23/2008

Yum! Yum! Yum!

The appearance of their poster notwithstanding,
Wild Flour Bread is not a new Cirque du Soleil show.

Wild Flour Bread Poster

It is, in fact, the best bakery I've ever been to.

Wild Four Yummy Bread

Despite being in the middle of nowhere, there's a line out the door to buy these loaves that are aren't just something to serve with dinner, they're meals unto themselves.

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9/19/2008

Don't stress too much about your airport food selection ...

... because no matter how tasty it looks in the case, nothing here has any flavor whatsoever.

Airport Food

I'm off San Francisco to visit dear friends, Washington State to visit beloved family and Sonoma Valley to visit wine ... lovely, lovely wine.

Photos and stories to come as I begin yet another travel log.

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7/09/2008

The Right Stuff

I had Mozzarella Bufala in Italy and I have only one question....

Mozzarella Buffalo with Tomatoes

What the hell is that crap people have been feeding me in the U.S. all these years and claiming to be Mozzarella?

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5/27/2008

My First Baked Ziti



Today I decided to increase the number of things I know how to cook from 7 to 8. If my dinner guests and I are found dead in my living room, would some please tell the police it wasn't mass suicide?

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At 3:36 AM, Blogger David said...

Now, I know you never cook anything that can't be made with what you have in home -- usually a melange of beer, aspirin, mustard and tonic water.

 

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4/30/2008

What the Fuck?

I accidentally discovered the Crunchy Frog of ice creams.



I thought I'd bought just plain old chocolate ice cream. But see how it says "habanero & chipolte pepper blend"? Yeah, neither did I. 'Cause the type is freakin' microscopic.

It set my mouth on fire.

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3/09/2008

Mmmmm! Coke and Velveta! My favorite.

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2/24/2008

Quiero La Señora Del Flan!

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2/23/2008

¿Crickets for Dinner?

Delicioso!

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9/13/2007

Whole Foods Speaks Nerd

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6/03/2006

Kelli Takes It In The Mouth

Open wide!!!

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Corporate Speak Comes To Grocery Stores

Just thought you should all be aware ... "frozen dinners" are now "meal solutions".

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At 1:50 AM, Blogger fat girl said...

DYKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!!one

 

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Cheated!

This is what I bought for dinner. Turns out it contained almost none of what is pictured on the package. I'm so very very bitter.

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8/27/2005

Piggy!

What's for dinner on Friday night? 9 out of 10 Jews recommend pork on the bone.

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