Someone's Been Having Fun at Walmart

"Available At Bloomingdales"

I'm so glad to finally see Bloomingdales getting into the rent boy business.

Blinded by the Rainbow

I went shopping in all the Dominican 99 cent stores in my neighborhood for supplies to make sock poi. Think you're secure in your masculinity? Try going up to black or Latin, totally-buff security guys, one after another, and asking "where are the stockings and girl's socks?"

As a result of this little excursion, I now know the difference between nylons, tights, knee-high socks and thigh-high stockings.

*poof*

Now I feel even gayer.

Nothing sells better than ...

... a Microsoft Windows system error.



I see this around town a lot, a computerized window display running Windows that has crashed. It sure does inspire a lot of consumer confidence, no?

Your Splints Are Turning Me On, Baby

The East Village brings you medical supplies as fetish wear.

Corporate Speak Comes To Grocery Stores

Just thought you should all be aware ... "frozen dinners" are now "meal solutions".

One-Stop Shopping

Where can you get impregnated by aliens and the morning after pill all at one location? Only in SoHo.