"Available At Bloomingdales"

I'm so glad to finally see Bloomingdales getting into the rent boy business.

Look Ma, No Pants

If you're a straight guy at a beach bar and you create a commotion dumping a daiquiri in your lap, I supposed you just sit there being embarrassed with ice-cold, soggy genitals and suffer.

If you're a gay guy at a beach bar and you create a commotion dumping a daiquiri in your lap, just parlay the event into the beginning of a show. Calmly get up, remove your shorts and rinse them in the beach shower. Show off your fabulous underwear in the process. Take a bow. Sit back down.



Congratulations. You've just converted embarrassment into several offers for dates.

I love being gay.

The New Masculine Colors for Summer

According to American Apparel these are "men's briefs".
Uh huh ... riiiiiiiiiight.