Daddy, I Want a Boat with a Helicopter

This yacht belongs to the new richest man in the world, Carlos Slim Helú. While Bill Gates had the whole world to screw with his software monopoly, Helú made his money screwing mostly just Mexicans with his phone monopoly. That's a lotta screw. And it buys you pretty toys.

I wonder if I can get a boat with a helicopter just screwing the East Village. I'm willing to try.